Profiel btmdaddynsat: FWB/ Friends/Dating/LTR

Algemene Informatie Vertel ons over jezelf

Ik spreek: Engels
Ik beschrijf mezelf als: Good humor. Honest to a fault. Sane, stable, financially and emotionally responsible.

I am a smoker. I know for some it is a deal breaker, so if you are looking for a non-smoker, please read no further. I understand and respect everyone’s position on smoking.

Please take my meager attempt with humor for my profile as it humor really is who I am. There are many profiles that are “serious”, which I appreciate, but to get to know me is to know my sense of humor.

So with regards to must be/haves, deal breakers, etc. here is my 1 must be/have.

Must be breathing. Anything after that is a bonus.

After 56 years of partnership, my right hand has given me permission to see other people. Needless to say, he isn’t very happy but says he understands. I say he, but never checked his “underside.” Would freak if I found out he was a she and I have been lying to myself all my life about my sexuality……………That would suck the big one……………………..

I am 56 yr old so I was brought up in the “good old days.” I am an honest, polite, respectful, [will the adjectives every end ] and caring guy.

I am 5’6”, 155-160 #’s [depending on dinner and snacks], green eyes, brown hair with a bit of grey on the temples, 32 waist and HIV- as of March, 21, 2012.

My profile says San Antonio but I actually live in Universal City, about 5 miles from Randolph A.F.B.

I am looking to make friends, date and, goodness forbid, the ever elusive LTR. That being said, I am like a car salesman – Will not refuse [most] any reasonable offer.

Moved back to SAT after being gone for more than 20+ years [lived in Houston.] What a difference a couple of decades can make [in more ways than one. ]

I enjoy home cooked meals and watching television, movies or good conversation. I do, however, enjoy a nice dinner out once in a while. My 3 favorite restaurants are [an obscure San Antonio treasure] Blanco Café, Texas Roadhouse and Luby’s [whenever I don’t know what I am hungry for.] My favorite night out is dinner and going to the Majestic Theater for a good Broadway musical [God I miss the theater district of Houston.]

As with many of you, I never know what to put in a profile. TMI and some are saying, “Shut up already” and if you do not put in enough information, then people are like WTF? All this being said, if you are interested and would like more information, please feel free to contact me. No question is off limits. Just make sure you are prepared for the possible answer. Remember, I am 55 years old and have had many “experiences.”

In case you can’t tell, I have a sick, warped, twisted sense of humor. It gets worse once I am comfortable with you.

I am so “water off a duck’s back,” I have been hired by the Audobon Society to be the swim coach for goslings. [Pretty deep, huh?]

My favorite words of endearment are babe, baby, sweetheart, papi, etc. Even though I am from Texas, not much of a “hun” guy.

I have an opinion [on some things] but am not opinionated.

About the only thing I don’t handle well is ignorance [and it comes in many forms.] I believe in democracy but not necessarily the 2+ party system. I believe in the best person for the position and expect them to do what they say when the got elected. I lean democratic than republican [guess that makes me independent, duh ] and still trying to understand the Tea Party. Sarah Palin is attractive [from the eyes of a gay man – probably be drooling if I was a lesbian] but we need to get her on Who Wants to be a Millionaire so she can phone a friend or get help from the audience.  Can’t give her the option of taking out 2 of the 4 answers cause I am afraid she still might get it wrong [hope this doesn’t offend anyone.]
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Uiterlijk & Situatie Wat is jouw huidige situatie? Beschijf jouw uiterlijk.

Mijn Lichaamstype Is Gemiddeld
Mijn Lengte Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
Mijn Ogen Zijn Groen
Mijn Ethniciteit Is Blank
Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is Single
Ik Heb Kinderen Nee
Ik Wil Kinderen Niet Zeker
Mijn Beste Eigenschap Is Glimlach
Body Art Geheime piercings, Strategisch geplaatste tatoeages
Mijn Haar Is Lichtbruinharig
Ik heb één of meer van deze Hond
Ben je bereid te verhuizen? Nee

Status Wat doe je?

Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is MBO
Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is Gepensioneerd
Mijn specialisatie is Administratief / Management
Ik Woon Met Huisgeno(o)ten, Met Huisdier(en)
Bij mij thuis Is het lekker rustig
Ik Ben Een Roker Ja - Vaak
Ik Drink Ja - Vaak

Persoonlijkheid Wat voor een persoon ben je? Wat is jouw smaak?

Op de middelbare school was ik Gewoon
In sociale situaties ben ik Grappig, Vriendelijk, Opmerkzaam, Gezellig
Mijn Interesses En Hobbies Zijn Computers, Koken, Eten, Gezin, Internet, Gokken, Spellen, Kaarten spelen, Theater, Tv
Mijn idee van een leuke tijd is Naar een casino gaan, Naar een concert gaan, Relaxen, Thuis blijven, Tv
Mijn vrienden beschrijven me als Vriendelijk, Cool, Gek

Meningen Meningen Over Het Leven

Mijn Geloof Is Hindoe
Ik Ga Naar Diensten Nooit
Mijn Gevoel Voor Humor Is Camp, Slim, Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Vriendelijk, Gek, Sadistischh

Smaak Waar hou je van?

Op tv kijk ik: Nieuws, Komedies, Films, Reality
In de bioscoop kijk ik: Ik hou niet van films
Als ik naar muziek luister, luister ik altijd naar Country
Ik lees graag Ik hou niet van lezen
Mijn Idee Van Plezier is Good home cooked dinner, good conversation, cuddling, watching tv together, Saturday night movie night and the occasional night out at the bars [occasional being 1 or 2 Saturdays a month.]

Zoekt Wat wil je in een zielsverwant?

Wat vind je aantrekkelijk? Goed Uiterlijk, Humor, Intelligentie, Eigenaardigheden, Gevoeligheid, Spontaniteit, Bedachtzaamheid, Gevatheid
Waar ben je naar op zoek? Vriend, Date, Intimiteit, Vastigheid

btmdaddynsat

FWB/ Friends/Dating/LTR - your choice