Perfil btmdaddynsat: FWB/ Friends/Dating/LTR

Información Básica Dinos algo acerca de ti.

Puedo hablar Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como Good humor. Honest to a fault. Sane, stable, financially and emotionally responsible.

I am a smoker. I know for some it is a deal breaker, so if you are looking for a non-smoker, please read no further. I understand and respect everyone’s position on smoking.

Please take my meager attempt with humor for my profile as it humor really is who I am. There are many profiles that are “serious”, which I appreciate, but to get to know me is to know my sense of humor.

So with regards to must be/haves, deal breakers, etc. here is my 1 must be/have.

Must be breathing. Anything after that is a bonus.

After 56 years of partnership, my right hand has given me permission to see other people. Needless to say, he isn’t very happy but says he understands. I say he, but never checked his “underside.” Would freak if I found out he was a she and I have been lying to myself all my life about my sexuality……………That would suck the big one……………………..

I am 56 yr old so I was brought up in the “good old days.” I am an honest, polite, respectful, [will the adjectives every end ] and caring guy.

I am 5’6”, 155-160 #’s [depending on dinner and snacks], green eyes, brown hair with a bit of grey on the temples, 32 waist and HIV- as of March, 21, 2012.

My profile says San Antonio but I actually live in Universal City, about 5 miles from Randolph A.F.B.

I am looking to make friends, date and, goodness forbid, the ever elusive LTR. That being said, I am like a car salesman – Will not refuse [most] any reasonable offer.

Moved back to SAT after being gone for more than 20+ years [lived in Houston.] What a difference a couple of decades can make [in more ways than one. ]

I enjoy home cooked meals and watching television, movies or good conversation. I do, however, enjoy a nice dinner out once in a while. My 3 favorite restaurants are [an obscure San Antonio treasure] Blanco Café, Texas Roadhouse and Luby’s [whenever I don’t know what I am hungry for.] My favorite night out is dinner and going to the Majestic Theater for a good Broadway musical [God I miss the theater district of Houston.]

As with many of you, I never know what to put in a profile. TMI and some are saying, “Shut up already” and if you do not put in enough information, then people are like WTF? All this being said, if you are interested and would like more information, please feel free to contact me. No question is off limits. Just make sure you are prepared for the possible answer. Remember, I am 55 years old and have had many “experiences.”

In case you can’t tell, I have a sick, warped, twisted sense of humor. It gets worse once I am comfortable with you.

I am so “water off a duck’s back,” I have been hired by the Audobon Society to be the swim coach for goslings. [Pretty deep, huh?]

My favorite words of endearment are babe, baby, sweetheart, papi, etc. Even though I am from Texas, not much of a “hun” guy.

I have an opinion [on some things] but am not opinionated.

About the only thing I don’t handle well is ignorance [and it comes in many forms.] I believe in democracy but not necessarily the 2+ party system. I believe in the best person for the position and expect them to do what they say when the got elected. I lean democratic than republican [guess that makes me independent, duh ] and still trying to understand the Tea Party. Sarah Palin is attractive [from the eyes of a gay man – probably be drooling if I was a lesbian] but we need to get her on Who Wants to be a Millionaire so she can phone a friend or get help from the audience.  Can’t give her the option of taking out 2 of the 4 answers cause I am afraid she still might get it wrong [hope this doesn’t offend anyone.]
Signo Tauro

Apariencia y Situación ¿Cual es tu situación actual? Describe tu apariencia.

Mi tipo de cuerpo es Normal
Mi altura es 5' 6 (1.68 m)
Mis ojos son Verdes
Mi raza es Caucásico
Mi situación marital es Soltero
Tengo hijos No
Quiero tener hijos No estoy seguro
Mi Mejor característica es Sonrisa
Piercings, tatuajes… Piercings secretos, Tatuaje estratégicamente situado
Mi pelo es Marrón Claro
Tengo uno o más de estos Perro
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar No

Estatus ¿Qué es lo que haces?

Mi nivel de estudios / educación es Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es Retirado
Mi especialidad es Administrativo / Dirección
Vivo en Con compañero/s de piso, Con Mascota/s
En casa Todo tranquilo
Soy Fumador Si - A menudo
Soy Bebedor Si - A menudo

Personalidad ¿Como actúas? ¿Cuales son tus gustos?

En el instituto, era Un tipo normal
Socialmente, me describiría como Cómico, Amistoso, Observador, Extrovertido/a
Mis aficiones e intereses son Computadoras , Cocinar, Cenar, Familia, Internet, Apuestas, Juegos, Jugar a las cartas, Teatro, Televisión
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es Ir al Casino, Ir a un Concierto, Relajarse, Quedarme en casa, Televisión
Mis amigos me describen como Amistoso, Genial, Bobo

Puntos de Vista Puntos De Vista Sobre la Vida

Mi religión es Hindú
Voy a la iglesia Nunca
Mi sentido del humor es Irónico/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amistoso, Bobo, Sádico/a

Gustos ¿Qué te gusta?

En la TV, siempre veo Noticias, Comedias de Situación, Películas, Shows de Reality
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una No me gustan las películas
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es Country
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es No me gusta leer
Mi idea de diversión es Good home cooked dinner, good conversation, cuddling, watching tv together, Saturday night movie night and the occasional night out at the bars [occasional being 1 or 2 Saturdays a month.]

Estoy buscando a ¿Qué es lo que buscas en tu alma gemela?

¿Qué te resulta atractivo? Buena Imagen, Humor, Inteligencia, Rarezas, Sensibilidad, Espontaneidad, Detallista, Ingenio
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando? Amigo/a , Cita, Íntimos, Comprometido

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FWB/ Friends/Dating/LTR - your choice