Profil btmdaddynsat: FWB/ Friends/Dating/LTR

Informations de base Parlez-nous un peu de vous.

Je sais parler Anglais
Je me décrirais comme Good humor. Honest to a fault. Sane, stable, financially and emotionally responsible.

I am a smoker. I know for some it is a deal breaker, so if you are looking for a non-smoker, please read no further. I understand and respect everyone’s position on smoking.

Please take my meager attempt with humor for my profile as it humor really is who I am. There are many profiles that are “serious”, which I appreciate, but to get to know me is to know my sense of humor.

So with regards to must be/haves, deal breakers, etc. here is my 1 must be/have.

Must be breathing. Anything after that is a bonus.

After 56 years of partnership, my right hand has given me permission to see other people. Needless to say, he isn’t very happy but says he understands. I say he, but never checked his “underside.” Would freak if I found out he was a she and I have been lying to myself all my life about my sexuality……………That would suck the big one……………………..

I am 56 yr old so I was brought up in the “good old days.” I am an honest, polite, respectful, [will the adjectives every end ] and caring guy.

I am 5’6”, 155-160 #’s [depending on dinner and snacks], green eyes, brown hair with a bit of grey on the temples, 32 waist and HIV- as of March, 21, 2012.

My profile says San Antonio but I actually live in Universal City, about 5 miles from Randolph A.F.B.

I am looking to make friends, date and, goodness forbid, the ever elusive LTR. That being said, I am like a car salesman – Will not refuse [most] any reasonable offer.

Moved back to SAT after being gone for more than 20+ years [lived in Houston.] What a difference a couple of decades can make [in more ways than one. ]

I enjoy home cooked meals and watching television, movies or good conversation. I do, however, enjoy a nice dinner out once in a while. My 3 favorite restaurants are [an obscure San Antonio treasure] Blanco Café, Texas Roadhouse and Luby’s [whenever I don’t know what I am hungry for.] My favorite night out is dinner and going to the Majestic Theater for a good Broadway musical [God I miss the theater district of Houston.]

As with many of you, I never know what to put in a profile. TMI and some are saying, “Shut up already” and if you do not put in enough information, then people are like WTF? All this being said, if you are interested and would like more information, please feel free to contact me. No question is off limits. Just make sure you are prepared for the possible answer. Remember, I am 55 years old and have had many “experiences.”

In case you can’t tell, I have a sick, warped, twisted sense of humor. It gets worse once I am comfortable with you.

I am so “water off a duck’s back,” I have been hired by the Audobon Society to be the swim coach for goslings. [Pretty deep, huh?]

My favorite words of endearment are babe, baby, sweetheart, papi, etc. Even though I am from Texas, not much of a “hun” guy.

I have an opinion [on some things] but am not opinionated.

About the only thing I don’t handle well is ignorance [and it comes in many forms.] I believe in democracy but not necessarily the 2+ party system. I believe in the best person for the position and expect them to do what they say when the got elected. I lean democratic than republican [guess that makes me independent, duh ] and still trying to understand the Tea Party. Sarah Palin is attractive [from the eyes of a gay man – probably be drooling if I was a lesbian] but we need to get her on Who Wants to be a Millionaire so she can phone a friend or get help from the audience.  Can’t give her the option of taking out 2 of the 4 answers cause I am afraid she still might get it wrong [hope this doesn’t offend anyone.]
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Apparence & situation Comment êtes-vous? Décrivez votre apparence.

Ma silhouette est Normale
Ma taille est 5' 6 (1.68 m)
Mes yeux sont Verts
Mon origine ethnique est Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est Célibataire
J'ai des enfants Non
Je veux des enfants Pas sûr/e
Ce que j'ai de mieux Sourire
Art Corporel Piercings cachés, Tatouages stratégiquement placés
Mes cheveux sont Châtains
J'en ai 1 ou plus Chien
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs Non

Statut Que faites-vous dans la vie?

Mon niveau d'éducation est Etudes secondaires incomplètes
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est Retraité/e
Mon domaine de compétence est Administratif / Gestion
Je vis En colocation, Avec des animaux
Chez moi C'est plutôt calme
Je fume Oui - souvent
Je bois de l'alcool Oui - souvent

Personnalité Comment vous comportez-vous? Quels sont vos goûts?

Au lycée, j'étais un/e Normal/e
Socialement, je suis plutôt Comique, Sympa, Observateur, Ouvert
Mes passions et loisirs sont Ordinateurs, Cuisine, Dîner , Famille, Internet, Jeux d'argent, Jeux, Jeux de cartes, Théâtre, Télévision
Un bon moment pour moi c'est Aller au casino, Aller à un concert, Me relaxer, Rester à la maison, Télévision
Mes amis me décrivent comme Sympa, Cool, Neuneu

Points de vue sur la vie Vos valeurs et points de vues.

Ma religion c'est Hindou
Je vais à la messe Jamais
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt Vicelard, Intelligent, Sarcastique, Sympa, Neuneu, Sadique

Goûts Qu'est-ce que vous aimez?

A la télévision, je regarde Actualités, Sitcoms, Films, TV réalité
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours Je n'aime pas les films
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est Country
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est Je n'aime pas lire
Mon idée du fun Good home cooked dinner, good conversation, cuddling, watching tv together, Saturday night movie night and the occasional night out at the bars [occasional being 1 or 2 Saturdays a month.]

Recherchant un/e Que recherchez-vous chez l'âme sœur?

Que trouvez-vous attirant? Beauté, Humour, Intelligence, Etrangeté, Sensibilité, Spontanéité, Délicatesse, Bon sens
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous? Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Relation intime, Engagement

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FWB/ Friends/Dating/LTR - your choice