Profile amonkeyonmyback: all the wrong places?

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I have good job; my truck is mine and not the bank's; I'm in pretty decent shape; I'm emotionally stable and not completely psychotic; I'm a big believer in the &quot;Pay It Forward&quot; train of thought and try doing as many random acts of kindness as I can in my day to day life (within reason).

Crap! What the hell ARE you supposed to say on these profile thingies that will make the man of your dreams fall completely and madly for you from just reading your impassioned speech about how much of a catch you are and seeing all the most flattering photos of yourself you can find?

I'm up for almost anything at one time or another and have no problem heading out for a &quot;we shall see what we shall see&quot; type of outing. Truth be told though, I'd rather spend time at home with someone I care about than be out and about at the bars. I hate crowds but like gatherings so intimate dinner parties are more appealing to me than a nite at Charlies.

Not really expecting much... A regular fuck bud would be nice to have but we're gonna have to be &quot;friends&quot; and hang out a bit before that happens so don't even THINK about trying to hit me up for some &quot;catch and release&quot; sex! Someone who is reliable, dependable, self sufficient, trustworthy... the same thing most other rational men want in a lover, friend, companion would be nice. Still STD free and have the proof and would appreciate if you are safe about it too.

If I'm on the site Mon.-Fri. between 3p and 11p then I'm at work so I can't &quot;meet you for drinks&quot; or &quot;come over&quot; until after 11p... kapeesh?

I have a little zoo going at home so if you're allergic to or freaked out by any of the following, I might not be your best bet: dogs, cats, snakes, birds and ferrets. I will repeat this since some folks seem to miss it- I HAVE SNAKES in a tank in the living room. They're just Corn snakes, not pythons but if you don't like snakes it doesn't matter what size they are, does it?

Ultimately I want the last LTR I'll ever have to worry about with someone who has a good head on his shoulders; who knows what he wants out of life and love; who isn't afraid to chase his dream but keeps his feet planted in reality; who doesn't NEED me but he sticks around because he WANTS to.
The end verdict? I just want to spend the rest of my days having a good time and lots of laughs with someone I care deeply about while dealing with as little drama as possible. That's not too much to ask, is it?
Sign Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Thick
My Height Is 6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings
My Hair Is Brown
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Reptile
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Medical / Health
My Job Title Is RN
I Make This Much In A Year $75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live With Pet(s)
At Home All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is Ultimately I want the last LTR I'll ever have to worry about with someone who has a good head on his shoulders; who knows what he wants out of life and love; who isn't afraid to chase his dream but keeps his feet planted in reality; who doesn't NEED me but he sticks around because he WANTS to.
The end verdict? I just want to spend the rest of my days having a good time and lots of laughs with someone I care deeply about while dealing with as little drama as possible. That's not too much to ask, is it?
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Nature, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Committed