Профил amonkeyonmyback: all the wrong places?

Основни подаци Реците нам нешто о себи.

Мој опис I have good job; my truck is mine and not the bank's; I'm in pretty decent shape; I'm emotionally stable and not completely psychotic; I'm a big believer in the &quot;Pay It Forward&quot; train of thought and try doing as many random acts of kindness as I can in my day to day life (within reason).

Crap! What the hell ARE you supposed to say on these profile thingies that will make the man of your dreams fall completely and madly for you from just reading your impassioned speech about how much of a catch you are and seeing all the most flattering photos of yourself you can find?

I'm up for almost anything at one time or another and have no problem heading out for a &quot;we shall see what we shall see&quot; type of outing. Truth be told though, I'd rather spend time at home with someone I care about than be out and about at the bars. I hate crowds but like gatherings so intimate dinner parties are more appealing to me than a nite at Charlies.

Not really expecting much... A regular fuck bud would be nice to have but we're gonna have to be &quot;friends&quot; and hang out a bit before that happens so don't even THINK about trying to hit me up for some &quot;catch and release&quot; sex! Someone who is reliable, dependable, self sufficient, trustworthy... the same thing most other rational men want in a lover, friend, companion would be nice. Still STD free and have the proof and would appreciate if you are safe about it too.

If I'm on the site Mon.-Fri. between 3p and 11p then I'm at work so I can't &quot;meet you for drinks&quot; or &quot;come over&quot; until after 11p... kapeesh?

I have a little zoo going at home so if you're allergic to or freaked out by any of the following, I might not be your best bet: dogs, cats, snakes, birds and ferrets. I will repeat this since some folks seem to miss it- I HAVE SNAKES in a tank in the living room. They're just Corn snakes, not pythons but if you don't like snakes it doesn't matter what size they are, does it?

Ultimately I want the last LTR I'll ever have to worry about with someone who has a good head on his shoulders; who knows what he wants out of life and love; who isn't afraid to chase his dream but keeps his feet planted in reality; who doesn't NEED me but he sticks around because he WANTS to.
The end verdict? I just want to spend the rest of my days having a good time and lots of laughs with someone I care deeply about while dealing with as little drama as possible. That's not too much to ask, is it?
Хороскопски знак Стрелац

Изглед и стање Какво је Ваше тренутно стање? Опишите како изгледате.

Моје грађа Раскошнa
Висина 185 цм
Боја очију Смеђa
Раса Белац/Белкиња
Брачно стање Никад нисам био/била у браку
Имам децу Не
Желим децу Нисам сигуран/сигурна
Моја најбоља карактеристика Очи
Телесна обележја Минђуша/минђуше, Тајни пирсинг
Боја косе Смеђa
Имам Пас, Мачка, Птица, Егзотична животња, Рибице, Рептил
Спреман/Спремна за селидбу Не

Статус Чиме се бавите?

Образовни ниво Виша школа
Мој радни однос Пуно радно време
Моја струка Медицина/Здравство
Назив мог радног места RN
Мој годишњи приход $75.000USD до $99.999USD
Живим Кућним љубимцем/љубимцима
Код куће Увек је мирно
Пушим Да - често
Пијем Да - у друштву

Личност Како се понашате? Шта Вам се допада?

У средњој школи био/била сам Повучен(а)
У друштву сам Уздржан/уздржана, Стидљив(а)
Моја интересовања и хобији Уметност и занат, Читање, Филмове, Интернет, Игре, Вечере, Фотографија, Кување, Баштованство, Камповање, Рачунари
Како замишљам провод Дружење с пријатељима, Шопинг, Волим да останем код куће, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Биоскоп, Блеја, Спавање, Читање, Игре, Посета музеју
Моји пријатељи кажу да сам Моји пријатељи желе бити ја, Кул, Блесав/блесава, Волим да флертујем

Погледи/Животни ставови Животни ставови

Религија Духован/духовна сам, али не религиозан/религиозна
Идем у цркву Никада
Мој животни циљ Ultimately I want the last LTR I'll ever have to worry about with someone who has a good head on his shoulders; who knows what he wants out of life and love; who isn't afraid to chase his dream but keeps his feet planted in reality; who doesn't NEED me but he sticks around because he WANTS to.
The end verdict? I just want to spend the rest of my days having a good time and lots of laughs with someone I care deeply about while dealing with as little drama as possible. That's not too much to ask, is it?
Мој смисао за хумор Пренаглашен, Сиров/саркастичан, Блесав/блесава, Непримерен(а)

Укус Шта волите?

На ТВ-у увек гледам Цртане филмове, Филмове, Не волим ТВ
У биоскопу увек гледам Акције, Научну фантастику, Комедије, Анимиране филмове
Увек слушам Реп, Рок, Електро, Поп, Класична, Индустријска, Латино, ”Њу ејџ” музика, Амбијентална, Денс, Сол
Увек читам Фантазије, Фикције, Кућа и башта, Хороре, Смисао за хумор, Природа, Референтне, Сатире, Научне, Научну фантастику

Тражим Како замишљате сродну душу?

Шта Вас привлачи? Интелигенција, Изглед, Смисао за хумор, Вештине, Саосећајност, Осећајност, Флертовање, Домишљатост, Брижљивост
Какву везу тражите? Пријатељ, Састанак, Посвећеност