Profil amonkeyonmyback: all the wrong places?

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Jeg beskriver mig selv som I have good job; my truck is mine and not the bank's; I'm in pretty decent shape; I'm emotionally stable and not completely psychotic; I'm a big believer in the &quot;Pay It Forward&quot; train of thought and try doing as many random acts of kindness as I can in my day to day life (within reason).

Crap! What the hell ARE you supposed to say on these profile thingies that will make the man of your dreams fall completely and madly for you from just reading your impassioned speech about how much of a catch you are and seeing all the most flattering photos of yourself you can find?

I'm up for almost anything at one time or another and have no problem heading out for a &quot;we shall see what we shall see&quot; type of outing. Truth be told though, I'd rather spend time at home with someone I care about than be out and about at the bars. I hate crowds but like gatherings so intimate dinner parties are more appealing to me than a nite at Charlies.

Not really expecting much... A regular fuck bud would be nice to have but we're gonna have to be &quot;friends&quot; and hang out a bit before that happens so don't even THINK about trying to hit me up for some &quot;catch and release&quot; sex! Someone who is reliable, dependable, self sufficient, trustworthy... the same thing most other rational men want in a lover, friend, companion would be nice. Still STD free and have the proof and would appreciate if you are safe about it too.

If I'm on the site Mon.-Fri. between 3p and 11p then I'm at work so I can't &quot;meet you for drinks&quot; or &quot;come over&quot; until after 11p... kapeesh?

I have a little zoo going at home so if you're allergic to or freaked out by any of the following, I might not be your best bet: dogs, cats, snakes, birds and ferrets. I will repeat this since some folks seem to miss it- I HAVE SNAKES in a tank in the living room. They're just Corn snakes, not pythons but if you don't like snakes it doesn't matter what size they are, does it?

Ultimately I want the last LTR I'll ever have to worry about with someone who has a good head on his shoulders; who knows what he wants out of life and love; who isn't afraid to chase his dream but keeps his feet planted in reality; who doesn't NEED me but he sticks around because he WANTS to.
The end verdict? I just want to spend the rest of my days having a good time and lots of laughs with someone I care deeply about while dealing with as little drama as possible. That's not too much to ask, is it?
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Min kropstype er Tyk
Min højde er 185 cm
Mine øjne er Brun
Min etnicitet er Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er Aldrig gift
Jeg har børn Nej
Jeg vil have børn Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er Øjne
Kropsudsmykning Piercet... Men kun øre(r), Hemmelige piercinger
Mit hår er Brun
Jeg har en eller flere af disse Kat, Hund, Fugl, Eksotisk dyr, Fisk, Reptil
Villig til at flytte Nej

Status Hvad laver du?

Mit uddannelsesniveau er Universitetsuddannet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er Fuldtid
Mit speciale er Medicin / sundhed
Min jobtitel er RN
Jeg tjener så meget på et år Fra $75.000USD til $99.999USD
Jeg bor Med kæledyr
Hjemme Alt er roligt
Jeg er ryger Ja - ofte
Jeg drikker Ja - til fester

Personlighed Hvordan handler du? Hvilken smag har du?

I gymnasiet var jeg Udstødt
Min sociale opførsel er Reserveret, Genert
Mine interesser og hobbier er Kunst og håndværk, Læsning, Film, Internet, Spil, Spise til middag, Fotografering, Madlavning, Havearbejde, Camping, Computer
Min idé om at have det sjovt er Være sammen med venner, Shoppe, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Sove, Læse en bog, Spille computerspil, Gå på museum
Mine venner beskriver mig som En andre gerne vil være, Cool, Fjollet, En flirt

Synspunkter Syn på livet.

Min religion er Spirituel, men ikke religiøs
Jeg deltager i tjenester Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er Ultimately I want the last LTR I'll ever have to worry about with someone who has a good head on his shoulders; who knows what he wants out of life and love; who isn't afraid to chase his dream but keeps his feet planted in reality; who doesn't NEED me but he sticks around because he WANTS to.
The end verdict? I just want to spend the rest of my days having a good time and lots of laughs with someone I care deeply about while dealing with as little drama as possible. That's not too much to ask, is it?
Min form for humor er Banal, Tør / sarkastisk, Fjollet, Fræk

Smag Hvad kan du lide?

I tv ser jeg altid Tegnefilm, Film, Jeg bryder mig ikke om tv
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til Rap, Rock, Elektronisk, Pop, Klassisk, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid Fantasy, Fiktion, Hus og have, Gys, Humor, Natur, Opslag, Satire, Videnskab, Science Fiction

Leder efter Hvad søger du?

Hvad finder du attraktivt? Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Empati, Følsomhed, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter? Ven, Dato, Forpligtet