Profile joeycox44: Tired of Flakes..Please Be Real

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As My name is Joe....i'm 5'9" 245 lbs....bald head, blue eyes, Caucasion--very hairy (except my head!..lol..)....i'm 46.....will be 47 on Sept. 15th (yes i'm a Virgo...:-))....never really dated seriously or had a bf....would like to see what it's like. I had a stroke in 2005 when i was 37 (very young) Please be cool w. that.....some guys r not.....I had to learn to do everything again....walk, talk, swallow, etc.,.....it was the most difficult thing I have ever had to do!!I've come a long way since the beginning --through years of rehab and hard work (i couldn't even sit up well or hold my head up in the very beginning!) I just got my own apt. in West Hollywood in November --after 2 yrs in the nursing home and 7 yrs. in a board and care home. I'm so much happier having my own place again and being independent finally!! It was a long road back.I still walk very slow--use a wheelchair if i have to go very far, cause i get tired easily. I have an electric wheelchair when i go out shopping or on the bus. (I call it my Mercedes!!..lol..)......I was an elementary school teacher for 15 yrs.(10 prior to the stroke here and 5 yrs before in my home state of Maine)...i taught inner-city for LAUSD in South Central LA.I grew up in a small town of 1,000 people on a potato farm in Maine. i'm mostly attracted to masculine black or latin men (who r tops--on the assertive side), but there always the excepption i guess....lol....someone on the fit or muscular beefy side.....don't like long hair on men...like short or shaved head.....hairy is cool.....love to kiss and cuddle......i'm more passive...i was always a bottom..but haven't had much sex since the stroke...a handful of times...not lately...:-(...prefer a non-smoker...i think i'm allergic.. Oh yeah....i forgot to mention that when i went in w. the stroke ..the dr. told me I was HIV positive....but i'm very healthy...undetectable..w. over 1,000 t-cells. Because of the stroke walking slow and 1 arm works) i'm very limited to the hobbies i can do...but i enjoy dining out,shopping, going to the movies,gardening, AND MORE SHOPPING!!!...LOL.....I just wanna find fomeone real, down to earth that i can have fun with.....if this sounds good...give me a holler...lol.....thanks for reading my long-ass profile!!..lol..-----..hugz...Joe :-)
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Heavyset
My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Bald
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is Retired
My Speciality Is Education / Academic
My Job Title Is disabled/school teacher
I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live Alone
At Home There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are Computers, Cooking, Dining, Internet, Games, Gardening, Movies, Music, Theater, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, The Movies
An Ideal First Date Would Be dinner and a movie.
I've Always Wanted To Try i've always to go to hawaii.....and Italy.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Democrat
My Goal In Life Is to be happy and fulfilled as a person.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Classical, Country, Pop
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is goin' to dinner and a movie, shopping, or watchin' a dvd at home.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? a non-flake who's fun to be with...masculine....assertive.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate