smartasslibrary


When life gives you lemons... add vodka.

Age 63 From Yucaipa, California Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As Formally unhappily married for 15 years...
    It's my time now. Kinda feel like a kid in a candyshop with all the "options" out there. ;-)
  • Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
  • My Height Is 6' 2 (1.88 m)
  • My Eyes Are Hazel
  • My Ethnicity Is European
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Education / Academic
  • My Job Title Is Archivist and general Stack Lurker
  • I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Shy
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Computers, Exercising, Internet, Learning, Movies, Photography, Reading, Theater
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
  • I Attend Services Once A Year
  • My Political Views Are Libertarian
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Ambient, Classical, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, New age, Soul, I'm A Recording Artist
  • When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Supernatural, Reference, Satire, Science Fiction
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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