Profile papamatt: 40 letters to catch your attention? FIRE

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Wicked sick sense of humor. This 49 year old single bear is 1)retired, 2) POZ, 3) raising a kid, 4)militant bottom, 5)5'10", 6)190#'s, 7) silver gray shaved head, 8) Mustached (sometimes bearded), 9) have a cat, 10) doesn't take himself too seriously,
and a hoard of other things make up who I am, these are just the top 10.
I am blue collar, low maintenance, looking for a man who is comfortable in his skin and his clothes. Don't want to see your dick before I see your eyes.
Would love to fall in love again, but willing to wait for it to happen naturally, so if you don't have time, I won't waste your time. My baggage is my own and I can't expect you to carry it for me, nor am I able to carry yours, but I am willing and able to be open to my brothers who need a hand in moving forward with life.
I am a Scorpio, but not obsessed with sex. I am however obsessed with love and romance. Once I find it, this three year hiatus/dry spell/curse will be lifted, and then all bets are off when I turn the sex drive back on. For now its in Neutral!
I'm fuzzy, barrel-chested, and loads of laughs. Fun to be around and always able to find humor in anything and everything. Which can sometimes work to my detriment when my humor goes from cornball to excrement in 0-60 seconds.
Somebody said I lack a social inhibitor switch. Whatever that is, glad I don't have that to worry about!
I have an eight year old son who spends half his time with his other Dad, and half with me. He is the man in my life, but would love to have someone, and be with someone, who is grown up, POZ, devoted, and smart.
I Love sci-fi, adventure, horror, anime, all music, southern cooking, the outdoors, the indoors, to laugh, to kiss, to cuddle, to hug, to care for and to listen and be heard.
Think twice boys, before responding, if any of this makes you uneasy. That should be a good indicator that we aren't meant to be. Be open to the possibility!
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Thick
My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are Hazel
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Chest
Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is Retired
My Speciality Is Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is Man of Leisure
I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live Alone
At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink No

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Brain
My Social Behavior Is Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Movies, Family, Dining, Cooking, Gardening, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Think I covered that earlier in my idea of a good time...
I've Always Wanted To Try . Naw, nothin' I haven't already tried, that I wanted to, and some I didn't want to. Just gonna keep my feet on the ground from now on.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is Leave the world a better place than when I came into it! Kinda like borrowing somebodys car and returning it with the gas tank full, and freshly washed.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Political, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Wow, what would I wish for if I could build the perfect day? Sleep late, cuddle early, one thing leads to another..., clean up, make breakfast, read the paper, spoon and watch Cartoons. Around lunch time, clean up, and be surprised by my partner fixing a light, delicious lunch, followed by a road trip to Sams, Costco, Target, or a Flea Market/Roadside attraction.
Come home, knock out a few household chores. Plant something, water it, then surprise my guy with a meal that he loves. After that, role playing sex or just hot, raunchy, monkey sex, then we fall asleep.
Sounds perfect to me...Hope you can dig it!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? An everyman. Joe the plumber, just not Republican.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Committed