Profile matthatter: Stereotype Breaker Seeks Same

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Why so serious?
Just looking to meet someone.
30 year old jack-of-all-arts, enjoy people who are funny and a good audience, would like to meet someone who is not an easy target for my sarcasm...oh yeah, not a fan of dick-shots or decapitated people. Also I'm not looking for hook-ups. Dinner and a movie is my fetish.if interested and not a freak, message me. I am a complete hedonist (look it up...)I do everything in moderation, and if that bothers you...sorry. i am a sucker for...blue eyes, chest hair, great smile, unabashed lack of shame, an ego aka self-esteem, someone who would rather eat than go to the gym. I look forward to stealing your heart!
Sign Taurus

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Teachers Pet
My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Dallas World Aquarium, lunch at Manny's Uptown, movie, then drinks at the Pub! Followed by God knows what!
I've Always Wanted To Try reading porn to the blind!
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Goal In Life Is hahaha...I'm known as the Dream Machine.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Dance, Soul, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Having a good time whether working, eating, shopping, barhopping, hanging out, or lounging at home!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Now accepting applications.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date