brownbearj


i like big white guys

Age 53 From Long Beach, California Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Binary
  • I Would Describe Myself As seriously. they're so hot. i am not a self hating bigot, i just can't get enough of those big hairy white men.
    i am gainfully employed.
    i'm fat, but determined, and have been successful over the last six months or so.
    i'm so sick of politics.
    i'm so sick of vampires.
    i like electronic music and punk effing rock.
    i dig npr.
    i'm creative.
    i like movies that make wanna cut myself.
    if the mainstream didn't exist, i don't what i'd hate.
    i'm a top in the sense that nothing is ever going in my ass. not that into the ass, actually, but i'll fuck you if it's that important to you, and you beg.
    i don't believe in god, and i don't think you should either, but i do understand if you do, and if we never talk about it, that'd be better for both of us.
    i have an amazing and hot man who i will die with.
    pits to feet, i am a smell guy.
    i love cock.
    love it.
    if you've read this before we chat, you are already a shoo-in. if you're reading this after we chatted because you think you might like me and wanted to know more, but have found something you don't like, then please don't get all abusive with me. you should read a profile first, pal.
    also, if you don't like the ring in my nose, see yuh. i get tired of hearing about it half way into hot chat.
    the creator of the questions here had a sense of humor. i might wanna fuck him.
    love you. hugs and stuff. especially stuff.
  • Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
  • My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Marital Situation Is Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • Body Art Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Dark Brown
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is slave to another world dominating co
  • At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Dark
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Concert
  • I've Always Wanted To Try spaghetti. i hear such good things.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Cool, Obscure
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Not Religious
  • My Political Views Are Very Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is oh, shit. i'm supposed to have a goal in life and not just get by? well i guess my goal is to get by. not have to kill myself or anyone else. be happy and make sure the people i love are happy.
    is that fluffy enough?
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Drama, Documentary, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Dance, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Music, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Science, Science Fiction
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? what do i look for? four lead clovers? actually, i haven't done that since i was a little kid, but seriously, in a clover patch, my parents would have to drag me away. i'd look at every single fucking clover, and although i would find the occasional malformed, weird clover, i never did find a real bona fide four leafed clover.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend

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