I'm too insane to be crazy.
Age 40 From Fayetteville, North Carolina Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As My name is Fat Thomas. I call myself that so twig b!tch boys won't do it behind my back (slams down a "Pitch Perfect" reference). I like things. I have a quirky sense of humor. My interests range from horror movies to Disney flicks(what a mix). I'm rather easygoing and creative. If there's one talent that comes to me naturally or God-given, it's drawing. Feel free to message me.
- Sign Cancer
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Heavyset
- My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is African American
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Lips
- Body Art Other
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
- My Speciality Is Education / Academic
- My Job Title Is Tutor/College Aid
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Parent(s)
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink No
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Teachers Pet
- My Social Behavior Is Comedic
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Family, Internet, Movies, Reading
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Reading A Book, The Movies, Trying New Things
- An Ideal First Date Would Be My ideal first date would open with the following line: "Does this rag smell like chloroform?" Joking, joking. I haven't experienced a traditional date before. I would like the opportunity to dress casually and go for a movie, meal, and conversation afterwards. I'm also open to whatever you may throw my way.
- I've Always Wanted To Try I've always wanted to try tattoos and piercings. I a complete virgin to both.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Democrat
- My Goal In Life Is I'll share this once we become more comfortable with each other. It's nothing illegal. Or is it? DUN DUN DUN!
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Dramas
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Animation, Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Ambient, Blues, Country, Dance, Gospel, Pop, Rock, Soul
- When I Read, I Always Read Horror, Romance, Science Fiction
- My Idea Of Fun Is My idea of fun involves much laughing. I enjoy exploring downtown and going to antique shops in the hope of finding something extremely quirky. I also enjoy the usuals such as going to the movies with a meal afterwards.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
- What Do You Look For? I'm looking for wonderful imperfection. I want a chance to share my life and be an important part of another's. I want a friend, partner, and confidant all in one.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date
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