bearz everywherez
Age 35 From Aurora, Illinois Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As Small boy seeks big bear. I love to fold laundry while blasting Donny Osmand. My favorite color is barf.
- Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slender
- My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
- My Eyes Are Gray
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Widowed
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Belly Button
- Body Art Belly Button Ring, Fanged, Secret Piercings, Scarred
- I Have One Or More Of These Gerbil Or Guinea Pig
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some High School
- My Current Employment Status Is Retired
- My Speciality Is Retired
- My Job Title Is pooping
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
- My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Boisterous, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Religion / Spirituality
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Playing Dress-up, Trying New Things
- An Ideal First Date Would Be First, I'd take you to the bottom of the ocean via cinderblocks. There, we'd live together as mermen and lovers. Forever.
- I've Always Wanted To Try That thing, of when you suffocate yourself and poop at the same time.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Scientology
- I Attend Services Every Day
- My Political Views Are Very Conservative
- My Goal In Life Is To die knowing that the person who killed me truly hated my guts
- My Kind Of Humor Is Goofy, Slapstick, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Soaps, I Wish I Had A Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
- When I Read, I Always Read Comic
- My Idea Of Fun Is bear hunting ;)
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Great Skills
- What Do You Look For? the thickness of their body hair
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy
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